Here are a collection of my short stories - my favourite format. They are very short and contained - hence "Short Shorts." Some are read by my good friend, mentor, veteran broadcaster and writer, Peter France.

Peter France
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The Picture Straightener - Written Version (longer than audio version)
The Picture Straightener - Audio Version (10 mins 6 secs )

Picture by Banksy
Harold works at the local art gallery and in his last week a new painting appears that changes his life.
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The White Tissue - Written Version
The White Tissue - Audio (13 mins 44 secs)

A favourite walk that turns out very differently to normal. Who is the lady on the beach?
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Viper Lies Coiled - Written Version
Viper Lies Coiled - Audio Version (9 mins)
Black Viper by Per Regnel
Viper Lies Coiled is a short, allegorical tale on extremism - wherever it comes from. Extremists are tunnel-visioned and fail to see goodness in its many forms. Extremists only see God as themselves.
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Death by Chocolate - written version
Death by Chocolate - Audio version (6 mins 44 secs)

image by ed g2s
A short story I am submitting to a competition. It has to be 1000 words long and have the given title. It is based on a true story! It is short and gross and you may never eat Maltesers again...
Read by Alison Sterling